Head of Marketing

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Several hours passed. The weather was dismal, and it was very cold. Fix sat motionless on a bench in the station; he might have been thought asleep. Aouda, despite the storm, kept coming out of the waiting-room, going to the end of the platform, and peering through the tempest of snow, as if to pierce the mist which narrowed the horizon around her, and to hear, if possible, some welcome sound. She heard and saw nothing. Then she would return, chilled through, to issue out again after the lapse of a few moments, but always in vain.

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Senior Designer

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It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

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Junior Designer

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Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! Now, look here, my good man. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical!

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Front-End Developer

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I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! You don’t vote for kings. How do you know she is a witch? I’m not a witch.

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Office Slave

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Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

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